Let's hear a Joke .

In Dev Anand's mega hit film 'Guide' there is a famous song
'Gaata rahe mera Dil...'

in which Waheeda
Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song she wore the same saree.

So, when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes in every sequence,
the big question is: Why did not Waheeda Rehman change her saree in the
entire song?
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The answer to this is simply amazing and no amount of head scratching will help you....

I BET U HAVE NOT COME ACROSS ANYTHING INTELLIGENT THAN THIS...

Scroll down for the answer....
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And the answer is:

Because in the first stanza of the song,
Dev Anand sings the following lines:

'O mere Humrahi,
Meri bahe thame chalna,

Badle duniya 'SAREE',
Tum na badalna....."
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2nd Joke

 

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"C...hinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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